Just got home from a date
It was fun! We geeked over sherlock and great cinematography, and there was good Mexican food, and me being bad at video games and sparkling apple cider in fancy glasses. Also his fat cat.
(We plan to make her a meme)
Also: his sister sent him a text that said “if you don’t reply I’m assuming your making out with Marrin on the couch.” Which was funny, because we were actually playing Mario Smash Bro’s.
There should be a show just called “AU”
every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.
i thought of you, while in the shower
and i thought of how nice it’d be
to have your things among my things
along the bathtub’s edge
and i imagined myself running out of soap
and using yours
and wearing you to work, and the grocery store
and i imagined that night, laying down beside you
and smelling your neck
and finding out where all my soap had gone
you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me
SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD
So I haven’t definitively decided what my headcanon Cecil looks like, but I’m very fond of this…
OH MY GOSH
I miss my people…
see that girl in the back of the class you just called quiet? she doesn’t care she was thinking about gay fanfics
- <p dir=ltr> My sister who just had a baby: I can't laugh while I'm breast feeding her, milk will come out her nose. Badum tish!</p>
So, what do weeping angels do if you’re blind?
Do they get you, or so they think you’re looking at them, when you’re really are looking at nothing? Does blinking apply here?
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it