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pati79: soaringrachel: sea-change: they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down. (i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’) #the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married   crying View high resolution

pati79:

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

 

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I will have it be known that at 2:22 AM on 6/7/13 Cas fell asleep on me.

Photographic evidence if I can move without waking her up.

Im hungry… but it’s 2:23 AM.

I don’t really wanna brush my teeth again.

Im also not sure if there’s any good food in the kitchen.

youkillmypatience:

the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”

Thats not how you spell my name: Nor is it how you pronounce it.
With the sequel: Yes, it’s my middle name: I probably won’t answer to my first name.
And the prequel: “then whats your real name?”: it is my real name dumbass.

The extended edition.

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not-thefunniestblog:

if you are not excited for this you are so wrong

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aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

Hey Cas, It’s our relationship in a text post.

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I have recently discovered that Tobie and Zhelly are adorable.

I HAD TO DRAW THEM.

so me and cas made a fort… of epicness

itripgracefully:

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cameo of the fat puppy, gabby

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IT’S SO BIIIIIG

yes, we are giant children

Did you guys sleep in it?

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wearfandom: Holmes/Watson Friendship Bracelets - $7 for pair on Tumblr.

wearfandom:

Holmes/Watson Friendship Bracelets - $7 for pair on Tumblr.

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SQUEEE

So, I asked the kid I like to MORP, and he said yes, and we created this group of lik 12 people, and it was amazing. First we had a paint war, my sister took the pictures, which meant that my niece showed up too, so I stole the baby and we hid from the loud people. And I’ll post pictures when I get them. Then we went to a foam pit, which was stressful, cause two of the girls forgot their waivers, and I kinda just wanted to tell them to suck it, and leave,but I couldn’t. But it was fun. There was foam throwing, and jumping, and I trapized off the thing and B (the kid I went with) saved me from getting stuck. Then we came back and had a freakin waffle party, where you put whatever you want on a waffle. Then we played with chalk, and jumped on the trampoline. Then off to the dance, and I slow danced with B, and it was really nice. Then he taught me how to jig. When ai took him home I kissed him on the cheek. My chest still feels excited and happy. Also, JKisnerdy ran into a bush. Which I will pay for. Should she require it. Cause I told her to back up. I still feel really bad about that…

But randomly my chest will go tight with happy and I just SQUEE!

candycoated-mermaid: I have like 4,000 of these in my closet along with the bodies of my victims

candycoated-mermaid:

I have like 4,000 of these in my closet along with the bodies of my victims

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Cas has never seen Les Mis.

There will be tissues and ice cream

germancitygirl:

House-themed sets of Harry Potter over on Gilt. You can find them under Juniper Books.

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