A life full of Humor

detectivejane:

“Hello, Miss Natasha Romanoff please?”

“Speaking.”

“Um, you are the emergency contact for Mr. Clint Barton correct?”

“Yes. Has there been a change in his condition?”

“You could say that.”

“Is he alright?”

“He’s fine, but we are a little concerned by his, well, by his, um, behavior.”

“I don’t underst… Wait, they didn’t try to put him on morphine again, did they?”

“It was administered for the pain.”

“Oh Jesus, I’ll be right down.”

(via n-athsykes)

• these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
• girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
• girl 2: loki! duh!
• girl 1: uh no it was hulk
• girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
• girl 1: you're the weirdo!
• their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest

mrsbotwin:

“Marshall and I have been together for 15 years and the only debate we’ve ever had about Tommy Boy is whether it was awesome or super awesome. THAT’S LOVE, BITCH!”

#marshall and lily: living proof that a long-lasting and healthy relationship on a tv show does not have to be boring or forced into a series of random relationship problems just to make them ~interesting~ #congrats on your everything

(via lionphantom)

tifferini-graphics:

Avengers Minimalist Posters
Part 8 - “Abilities & Weapons”
Requested by supersnazzy
[Click to enlarge]

(via socialsaltysailors)

Here's an online library of over 400 free courses in the liberal arts and sciences. You can download them to your computer/mp3 player/etc

mehreenkasana:

mehreenkasana:

Always good to explore and learn.

Good to see how it’s reached many folks. Here’s a reblog in case you’re looking for free courses and help for academics or independent research.

(via anner-banner)

crazycassidyd:

Clean and organize my room

Do the dishes

Clean the dinning room

Do my laundry

Go through my shit and decide what to yard sale, donate, bin, etc.

Loverly start to the summer. :/

PERFECT WAY TO END THE SCHOOL YEAR:

Crying.

dontdontdo:

captain tumblr, because patriotism based on geographic location won’t make sense for much longer.

also because lol why not.

(via kissedmequiteinsane)

mystradedoodles:

curlyfoureyes:

i-am-benedicted:

BENEDICT^16 | COLLECTION OF CHARACTERS PLAYED BY BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.

I’ve planned a while actually and finally came to choose these characters. See if you can spot them all. (kidding:)))))) What I want to say is, I’m really glad that I’ve met all you guys on Tumblr, though it has only been a few months since I got this account. I have almost 500 followers now, and no matter the reason you are following, I appreciate it truly.

Thank you everyone, and thank you, Benedict, for being such a wonderful actor.

Let’s all keep going:))))))

P.S. The original size is 1280x800. Feel free to use it as your wallpaper:)

Too. Cute. To. Handle.

i-am-benedicted You are the sweetest creature. 

(via vulcanneckpinch)

• Question: Hello! I'm supposed to be doing schoolwork right now, but I'm on your blog instead! >:D Woo! Okay bye! - nutellanutellanutellanutella
• Answer:

  He he. Hello love! This is my new friend, she’s awesome. :) I’m out of school! yea! (also quite saddening) I tried, but Tumblr won’t access on the school computers.. Yep. Have you read my essay yet?

• Question: omfg @ tumblrtreats(.)com there goes the rest of my day lol - Anonymous
• Answer:

  

indeathwetrust:

quantumaniac:

What if Logos Told the Truth? 

A series by Viktor Hertz.  

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dhorizon:

The cast

(via uncleloki)

crystallizedtwilight:

Thanks for the cognitive recalibration / no prob / heeyyy have I ever toldyou about my best friend ssteve? / tony you’re very drunk tony stop / (I hate everything) / Come along brother!

(via bagginspotterkenobi)

glorwen:

oldzio-olditore:

This is an Agent Phil Coulson appreciation post.

#still picking up the pieces of my heart

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lenadreamsingold:

johanirae:

waxjism:

liminalzone:

GOOSE

no butt is safe when Renner’s indahouse

also: Hiddles squirming delightedly

Jeremy Renner = GPOY.

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